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2. What goes vroom vroom and has big ears?
Dumbo the driving elephant
My next door neighbor's baby with a toy car
My insane Aunt GooGoo
3. What's green and by the ocean?
Me on a cruise ship
Me in a boat over the ocean
Me trying not to barf on a cruise ship
4. Do you know what the word "filibuster" means?
Yes- a buccaneer
No way Jose!
A mini vacuum cleaner
5. 123456789 are the first nine letters, right?
No- can't you count to 6?
6. Do you like the color pink?
It's my favorite color!
No- sorry I don't
Get that thing away from me!
7. Look at your clock. Does it say 8:21pm?
As a matter of fact it does!
I can't tell time
8. If I'm running at 10mph and I run for 60min, how far would I have ran?
None of the above
9. By any chance, can you pronounce the word "lackadaisical"?
Yep- that's easy
What does that say?
I know- lack-in-daises!
10. What did the rope say to Tarzan?
I'm vine, how are you?
I'm just hangin' around
Let's go for a swing!
What the hell? Ropes can't talk!
11. How did the animal trainer get squashed?
He was too close to the singing fat lady!
He was teaching an elephant to lie down and roll over
The semi-truck didn't "stay"!
12. What kind of weapon goes buzz! buzz! when you pull the trigger?
A shitty one
A beebee gun
13. Who was the fastest runner in history?
Some lady with long legs
Adam- he was the first in the human race
I dunno. Do I look like I'm smart or something?
14. How do you stop an olive from sqeaking?
Use olive oil
They don't sqeak
15. What do you call a person from New England who draws funny pictures?
A Yankee Doodler
My brother Eli (except he's not from New England)
16. Do you think my questions are dumb?
Yes, I do
No I don't
That depends. Promise you won't hurt me?
17. Do you LOVE me?
Of Course I do! (say this)
No, you suck!
I don't know you- dumbass!
18. Where do you live?
Mr. Roger's Neighborhood
Lamb Chop's Playground
19. What's your name?
Puddin' Tane. Ask me again I'll tell you the same.
I don't remember
20. Aren't you glad this is the last question?
Yes. It's about time.
No, give me more........PLEASE!
Both a & b (if you pick this you suck)
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